A few friendly words of advice. Don't get an animal if you can't keep it. You're an asshole if you think you can get an animal, let it love you, and then get rid of it because you're too selfish. I don't want to hear your selfish and lame excuses as to why you couldn't keep your pet. I don't care if it pissed all over your house. Obviously you didn't train it right, and you need to stop being ignorant and take the correct amount of time to properly train that animal. Oh, whats that? You're moving and the place you are going to wants a pet deposit? 1-800-PAY THE DEPOSIT, you selfish fuck. IF you are not a homeowner, then there is no excuse... NO reason for you not to have already known that anywhere you go are 99% likely to charge you a PET DEPOSIT. Stop being cheap, and pay it. This kind of shit drives me fucking crazy. If you aren't 100% dedicated to keeping your pet healthy, happy, safe, and loved, DON'T GET ONE, EVER.
Also, while I'm on the subject of pets... GET IT FIXED. There is a massive overabundance of homeless pets right now. There is nothing fucking special about your pet that it needs to breed. IT DOESN'T. Stop being cheap, and get it spayed or neutered. If your finances are really that bad, then A.) why the fuck did you get a pet in the first place. and B.) Don't be lazy, call around, and see if there are any discounted programs to getting animals spayed and to getting them their shots. Because trust me, there ARE organizations out there. You just have to look.
IF you have an STD... don't go dating people, THINK that you two are going to get serious, stop wearing condoms, give it to that person, and then 6 months to a few years later decide you are bored and leave them. You are now the asshole who has caused about 60 (probably more!) cases of this STD. Great job, asshole. Glad I kept it wrapped, or I'd be joining your statistic. Because of you, my friend now has to have a histochemistry. Great job, you selfish asshole.
Abortions. Look, I'm pro-choice. Do what you want with YOUR body, but for FUCK SAKE, Abortions aren't a form of birth control. I can see you needing to get one, maybe two. But four or five... REALLY? Wrap it up, eat a birth control pill everyday, get an IUD, SOMETHING. Now you are just taking advantage of something that's kind of fucked up in a way. I'm starting to think they should give you your dead fetus in a jar as a reminder. Maybe you won't go getting knocked up again until you're ready.
Fuck heads.
/rant off.
Friday, November 12, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
"Blood" Obviously Doesn't Mean Dick
I'm missing my Mom hardcore tonight. That woman would have dropped anything to be with me in this very important time of my life. She truly cared about me, and showed it. I wish that my own Father acted like he gave a shit. I call, no answer. I email, no reply. Who cares about your pregnant daughter and your first grandchild, right?
It's not like I am not already dealing with my shit-headed little brother who is mad at me for my opinion. He's already stated basically that he doesn't care to be in Emily's life. At least I have Jim. I'm lucky to have him. He's not legally my Step father, but he's been in my life since I was 2 or 3 years old. So basically, "God" or whatever deity you choose to believe in, takes out the only immediate family member that ever gave a shit about me. How's that for karma? You're nothing but a nice person to everyone, you try to help people out, do nice things, and what? Get the shitty end of the stick? Thanks a lot.
RIP Mom. I miss you. I really need you right now. . .
It's not like I am not already dealing with my shit-headed little brother who is mad at me for my opinion. He's already stated basically that he doesn't care to be in Emily's life. At least I have Jim. I'm lucky to have him. He's not legally my Step father, but he's been in my life since I was 2 or 3 years old. So basically, "God" or whatever deity you choose to believe in, takes out the only immediate family member that ever gave a shit about me. How's that for karma? You're nothing but a nice person to everyone, you try to help people out, do nice things, and what? Get the shitty end of the stick? Thanks a lot.
RIP Mom. I miss you. I really need you right now. . .
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Dry/Rough Skin Home Remedy:
Dry or Rough skin? Need some relief, but don't feel like spending a bunch of money on skin products? Well I have just the technique for you! A home remedy that my bff, Kandie, told me about, I just altered just a bit.
You'll need 3 things:
1.) Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2.) Epsom Salt
3.) A small cup or bowl
(for those who don't have Epsom Salt around, you may substitute with regular Sugar. I prefer the Epsom Salt method myself, especially with my sensitive skin.)
Take some Epsom salt, and put the amount you think you'll use (area's may vary) into the bowl. (For my entire body, I used a little over half of a cup of Epsom Salt.) Add a small amount of the Extra Virgin Olive Oil into the bowl with the Epsom Salt. (For my entire body, I used 1/4 of a cup of Olive Oil.) Mix with your finger (or a spoon if you'd prefer) You don't want to put too much of the Olive Oil into the mixture. You are making an exfoliant and the oil spreads out easily.
Get into your bathtub and take small scoops of the product, rubbing it in small circles all over the desired areas. When you've finished, rinse off, wash your body with soap as usual. When you get out of the shower, don't fully dry yourself off, take some of your body lotion while your body is still damp and apply all over.
After you are finished, you should feel like a million bucks!
A few warnings:
If you are going to use this mixture for the bottom of your feet, please be sure to do this sitting down, and to rinse your feet off throughly. You will slip and slide, and possibly hurt yourself.
If you want a concoction for your face, please substitute the Epsom Salt with Sugar. The Epsom Salt could seriously injure your eyes should something go wrong.
People, like myself, with sensitive skin (Psoriasis, Eczema, ECT) this is okay to use.
Once again, I'd like to thank Kandie for sharing this wonderful idea with me to pass along!
You'll need 3 things:
1.) Extra Virgin Olive Oil
2.) Epsom Salt
3.) A small cup or bowl
(for those who don't have Epsom Salt around, you may substitute with regular Sugar. I prefer the Epsom Salt method myself, especially with my sensitive skin.)
Take some Epsom salt, and put the amount you think you'll use (area's may vary) into the bowl. (For my entire body, I used a little over half of a cup of Epsom Salt.) Add a small amount of the Extra Virgin Olive Oil into the bowl with the Epsom Salt. (For my entire body, I used 1/4 of a cup of Olive Oil.) Mix with your finger (or a spoon if you'd prefer) You don't want to put too much of the Olive Oil into the mixture. You are making an exfoliant and the oil spreads out easily.
Get into your bathtub and take small scoops of the product, rubbing it in small circles all over the desired areas. When you've finished, rinse off, wash your body with soap as usual. When you get out of the shower, don't fully dry yourself off, take some of your body lotion while your body is still damp and apply all over.
After you are finished, you should feel like a million bucks!
A few warnings:
If you are going to use this mixture for the bottom of your feet, please be sure to do this sitting down, and to rinse your feet off throughly. You will slip and slide, and possibly hurt yourself.
If you want a concoction for your face, please substitute the Epsom Salt with Sugar. The Epsom Salt could seriously injure your eyes should something go wrong.
People, like myself, with sensitive skin (Psoriasis, Eczema, ECT) this is okay to use.
Once again, I'd like to thank Kandie for sharing this wonderful idea with me to pass along!
"A Girls Confession" *tag*
1. What color is you hair?: Brown
2. Drama?: No thanks!
3. Are you a girly girl?: Kind of? Lol! I love to play with eyeshadow and trying out new products. I could be more feminine I suppose?
4. Who was the last person you hugged?: Thomas, my love. <3
5. Small or large purses?: Medium =P
6. Are you short?: I am 5'4, Shorter than some, taller than others.
7. Do you like somebody: I'm in love with somebody. ;)
8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?: If it wasn't Thomas, or a good friend of mine, I'd punch them in the mouth.
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?: Very much so! Eww!
10. Do you dress up on Halloween?: Usually. If I'm in the Halloween spirit. Not this year though. I'll be 9 months pregnant this year... I'd rather stay home, eat candy, and watch movies... Or play World Of Warcraft.
11. Are you double jointed?: Not that I'm aware of.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?: In the bathroom, I was sick and passed out.
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?: LOL, Thomas of course.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name?: Certain friends like to get called by their last name. Sure.
16. How many guys will read this just because it says “Girl Confessions”?: At least one. Thomas. He reads anything I post. Sucker. <3
“X” Marks the Spot:
[X] I do wear make up
[X] I have cried at a movie theater.
[X] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I like death metal.
[X] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[X] I carry a purse.
[X] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[X] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[X] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
17. What color is your bra that your wearing?: Black
18. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?: I prefer guys named Thomas.
19. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?: Nope.
20. Do you have a best friend(s)?: Luckily I do!
21. Have you ever had your heart broken?: I thought so. Until my soul mate and I got re-acquainted.
22. What size shoe do you wear?: 9 1/2- 10 wides if they are available.
23. Do you like your life?: It's the only one I get, I'd better enjoy it while I can.
24. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?: Nah, bitches know better.
25. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?: I'm sure... If so, I was drunk.
26. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?: Half and Half. The girls might win by a smudge.
27. Do you wear extensions? No
28. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? : Damn right. That fucker deserved it.
29. What are your biggest fears?: Bugs, Reptiles, and Death
30. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: Sadly, yes.
31. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?: Yeah, all of the time.
32. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?: Per relationship, yes. If you used to be a cheater, get into a new relationship, and keep from fucking around, then maybe you can lose that status. But if you fuck up once, you're 99.9% likely to do it again. IMO.
33. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?: All of the time.
34. Do you ever wish you were famous?: Just for the money.
35. Are you currently missing someone? My friends and loved ones in Florida.
***This guy or that guy?***
Punk/Goth or Gangster?: LOL Cliques. How about "Metal"
Preppy or Cowboy?: neither.
Face or Body?: Face
Sweet or Sexy?: Both!
Armani or Abercrombie?: No Thanks.
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: Shallow much?
Blue, Green, Grey, or Brown eyes?: Blue, because that's the color of Thomas' pretty eyes.
Contacts or Glasses?: Doesn't matter ... he's sexy either way.
***Your pick...***
36. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Eyeliner
37. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: How about whatever is cute and on sale?
38. Heels or flats?: Heels
39. Skirts or pants?: Depends on my mood.
40. Socks or leggings?: Socks
41. Sweatshirts or jackets?: Jackets
42. Flip Flops or sneakers?: Flip flops
43. Straight or curly hair?: Straight
44. Hoop or dangling earrings?: Dangling
45. White or black?: Black
46. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?: Bath & Body Works
47. Smoothies or lattes?: Smoothies. Mmm... Tropical Smoothie's Blue Lagoon.
48. Diet or regular sodas?: Regular.
49. Orange juice or Apple juice?: Orange Juice with pulp!
50. Pearls or diamonds?: Diamonds... a girl's best friend!
51. Vintage or boho?: Whatever I look good in at the time.
52. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: umm, no?
53. Lindsay or Hilary?: neither.
54. Ipod or cell phone?: Both.
55. Friends or family?: My friends are my family.
56. Lip gloss or lip stick?: Lipstick for sure.
57. Manicure or pedicure?: Both if done right... last time I got a pedi, the chick fucked up my heels and they haven't stopped cracking.
58. Tiffany’s or Chanel?: Undecided.
59. Love or peace?: BOTH!!!! <Agreed with Kandie
60. Sunglasses or purses?: Purses! <3
2. Drama?: No thanks!
3. Are you a girly girl?: Kind of? Lol! I love to play with eyeshadow and trying out new products. I could be more feminine I suppose?
4. Who was the last person you hugged?: Thomas, my love. <3
5. Small or large purses?: Medium =P
6. Are you short?: I am 5'4, Shorter than some, taller than others.
7. Do you like somebody: I'm in love with somebody. ;)
8. What would you do if someone smacked your butt?: If it wasn't Thomas, or a good friend of mine, I'd punch them in the mouth.
9. Do you care if your socks are dirty?: Very much so! Eww!
10. Do you dress up on Halloween?: Usually. If I'm in the Halloween spirit. Not this year though. I'll be 9 months pregnant this year... I'd rather stay home, eat candy, and watch movies... Or play World Of Warcraft.
11. Are you double jointed?: Not that I'm aware of.
12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?: In the bathroom, I was sick and passed out.
13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?: LOL, Thomas of course.
15. Do you call anybody by their last name?: Certain friends like to get called by their last name. Sure.
16. How many guys will read this just because it says “Girl Confessions”?: At least one. Thomas. He reads anything I post. Sucker. <3
“X” Marks the Spot:
[X] I do wear make up
[X] I have cried at a movie theater.
[X] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[X] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy.
[X] I love to laugh.
[X] I like death metal.
[X] I like rap.
[ ] I like country
[X] I carry a purse.
[X] I’d be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[ ] I get bored watching football.
[ ] I’ve never been called a spoiled brat.
[ ] Guys are confusing.
[X] I’ve been called a bad influence.
[X] I have/had a piercing other than my ears.
17. What color is your bra that your wearing?: Black
18. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?: I prefer guys named Thomas.
19. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?: Nope.
20. Do you have a best friend(s)?: Luckily I do!
21. Have you ever had your heart broken?: I thought so. Until my soul mate and I got re-acquainted.
22. What size shoe do you wear?: 9 1/2- 10 wides if they are available.
23. Do you like your life?: It's the only one I get, I'd better enjoy it while I can.
24. Has one of your friends ever stolen a boyfriend from you?: Nah, bitches know better.
25. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?: I'm sure... If so, I was drunk.
26. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?: Half and Half. The girls might win by a smudge.
27. Do you wear extensions? No
28. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? : Damn right. That fucker deserved it.
29. What are your biggest fears?: Bugs, Reptiles, and Death
30. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?: Sadly, yes.
31. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?: Yeah, all of the time.
32. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater”?: Per relationship, yes. If you used to be a cheater, get into a new relationship, and keep from fucking around, then maybe you can lose that status. But if you fuck up once, you're 99.9% likely to do it again. IMO.
33. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?: All of the time.
34. Do you ever wish you were famous?: Just for the money.
35. Are you currently missing someone? My friends and loved ones in Florida.
***This guy or that guy?***
Punk/Goth or Gangster?: LOL Cliques. How about "Metal"
Preppy or Cowboy?: neither.
Face or Body?: Face
Sweet or Sexy?: Both!
Armani or Abercrombie?: No Thanks.
City-slicker or Rural Guy?: Shallow much?
Blue, Green, Grey, or Brown eyes?: Blue, because that's the color of Thomas' pretty eyes.
Contacts or Glasses?: Doesn't matter ... he's sexy either way.
***Your pick...***
36. Eyeliner or Mascara?: Eyeliner
37. Louis Vuitton or Dooney & Bourke?: How about whatever is cute and on sale?
38. Heels or flats?: Heels
39. Skirts or pants?: Depends on my mood.
40. Socks or leggings?: Socks
41. Sweatshirts or jackets?: Jackets
42. Flip Flops or sneakers?: Flip flops
43. Straight or curly hair?: Straight
44. Hoop or dangling earrings?: Dangling
45. White or black?: Black
46. Victoria’s Secret or Bath and Body Works?: Bath & Body Works
47. Smoothies or lattes?: Smoothies. Mmm... Tropical Smoothie's Blue Lagoon.
48. Diet or regular sodas?: Regular.
49. Orange juice or Apple juice?: Orange Juice with pulp!
50. Pearls or diamonds?: Diamonds... a girl's best friend!
51. Vintage or boho?: Whatever I look good in at the time.
52. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?: umm, no?
53. Lindsay or Hilary?: neither.
54. Ipod or cell phone?: Both.
55. Friends or family?: My friends are my family.
56. Lip gloss or lip stick?: Lipstick for sure.
57. Manicure or pedicure?: Both if done right... last time I got a pedi, the chick fucked up my heels and they haven't stopped cracking.
58. Tiffany’s or Chanel?: Undecided.
59. Love or peace?: BOTH!!!! <Agreed with Kandie
60. Sunglasses or purses?: Purses! <3
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